Dr. Pew’s Top Ten Permissible Uses of A.I.

Carly Dickinson ’28

Reading is hard! Why not just copy and paste right into Chat GPT and have it read it to you?

To pick out an outfit in the morning!

To write your emails. Human communication is dead now anyway. 

A list of names that it can remember for you, then you won’t forget any… right?

The alphabet, phonetically – in order. It can be so annoying to sing the song in your head. If only you just had a list of all the letters in case you needed to alphabetize something. That’s where the AI language model comes in handy!

To unwind after a long day. Chat wants to know all of your problems! It’s free therapy with no consequences! And honestly? You’re so brave to reach out for help.

Scheduling out your day, because there’s nothing that AI understands better than the human nuances of daily life.

Brainstorming of any kind - it’s what he’s it’s here for. In fact, it has a better brain than you do!*

Finding cool things to do, places to visit, water. But really, there’s no water left. Anywhere.

Absolutely, let’s delve into the tapestry of a natural – landscape that you can project onto your wall to portray the outside. Maybe it will cover up the vast, barren wasteland out there. 

*no AI was used in the creation of this article. Using AI can lead to but is not limited to: lost creativity, changed writing style, loss of humanity. Happiness.